Found In the Woods

My friend Randy and I were reminiscing about great quotes from various David Lynch movies. Being fans of both DL and the show LOST on ABC, we wondered what it would be like if DL was a writer for the show…

LOST as interpreted by David Lynch
• One Eyed Jack’s would be inside the Hatch
• The Others would be from the Black Lodge
• Charlie says to Claire: “Baby wants to *uck Mommy!”
• Kate says to Sawer: “Heinekin?! *uck that *hit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!”
• Jack to Locke: “You’re where right now?”
  Locke: “At your house.”
  Jack: “That’s *ucking crazy man!”
  Locke: “Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.”
• Boone to Locke: “What do you need that grabber for, Locke?”
  Locke: “Grabbin’.”
• Rose to Hurley: “You havin’ a party?”
  Hurley: “No. It’s for Jack… I don’t like Braunschwieger.”
• Shannon to Sayid: “You know why I’m so happy today?”
  Sayid: “Because your skin’s so soft and you smell so good?”
  Shannon: “No… because today I know that I really, really love you.”
• Jack to Desmond: “You know, Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth twenty-seven thousand dollars.”
• Locke to Charlie: “CHARLIE, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHI-WOW-WOW.”

Thanks Randy!